Join us writing terrible poetry as challenges by Chelsea Owens. The topic is Horrible Christmas Song Lyrics.
——- to the tune of deck the halls—–
Candy Canes
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Line the streets with sugary treats
La fa la fa la, fa la fa la
‘Tis, time to sleep and not make merry
La fa la fa la, fa la fa la
Merry is as merry does
La fa la fa la, fa la fa la
Does the candy go buzz buzz?
La fa la fa la, fa la fa la
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Merry Jane is insane
La fa la fa la, fa la fa la
She puffs a pipe and always gripes
La fa la fa la, fa la fa la
If you give her some advice
La fa la fa la fa la fa la
She will turn you into ice
La fa la fa la fa la fa la
RuthKlein’s Scribbles 
That is pretty terrible 😁
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Oh good. It needs to make you want to say what the what!!?! Ha ha
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Most definitely.
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Ha ha! You’re getting good at this terrible thing! Not quite as bad as the winners, though, which might be a good thing!
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