I have three short entries. They are limerisky. Presented in the order created.
1)
The master designer has failed
He really should be put into jail
He gave her six toes
And a long pointy nose
She now wears a long dark veil
2)
The DNA put in her body
Was very very naughty
It made her get sick
Turned her muscles to ick
That is the end of this story
3)
Epic fail I declare
The engineer used defective parts
Was he not aware
Of the pain I must bear
Or does he really not care
~RuthScribbles~
The Weekly Terrible pOETRY Contest by Chelsea Ann Owens.
i sense a theme here! We need to find the right mechanic!!
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Yes!! I’ve been looking for years, yet they won’t show their faces.
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Ugh! Each one excellent. I was moving in the almost same direction!
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Thx. Yes… my body is an engineering disaster.
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so dark
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Yes…
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I like that new word limerisky, three great limericks.
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Thank you! 🙂
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Your first definitely made it to the final round. I’m sorry you’ve had reason to be mad at your Creator, though. 😉 Fibromyalgia is the worst!
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Thanks 😉
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