The Weekly Terrible pOETRY Contest-Engineering Fails

I have three short entries. They are limerisky. Presented in the order created.

1)
The master designer has failed
He really should be put into jail
He gave her six toes
And a long pointy nose
She now wears a long dark veil

2)
The DNA put in her body
Was very very naughty
It made her get sick
Turned her muscles to ick
That is the end of this story

3)
Epic fail I declare
The engineer used defective parts
Was he not aware
Of the pain I must bear
Or does he really not care

~RuthScribbles~

The Weekly Terrible pOETRY Contest by Chelsea Ann Owens.

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