Fandango poses the question:
“If you could be the opposite sex for one day, what would you do?”
If I could be the opposite sex for one day, I would… be in charge and stand up to pee.
Seriously… when I was growing up, it was wrong for women in church to teach men. I wanted to be a man so I could be a preacher and tell people off without getting in trouble. I would have purchased blue jeans too (I couldn’t, because blue jeans had a zipper in front, and I didn’t have a penis. I kid you not! My mama said so.)
But today? I would go out in the world and model how to treat women properly. (I would also go and beat up my ex.)
I guess not sleeping all night has lowered my filters. I really should try to sleep.